The Welcome Neighbor

January 24, 2011

Rats

Scattering about,

But as orderly as gentlemen

Their eyes glinting like the reflection

Of pale light on the monocle.

They take their tea

With faces held high

Fur as slick as a accustomed suit

Their whiskers combed, and trimmed

From time to time.

They greet each other warmly

In the corridors of the wall

And they are always well mannered,

Helping up a comrade,

Should he fall.

Their almost never bother their neighbors

They can be as quiet as mice.

You like them more than that idiot

That lives next door.

 

Escape

January 24, 2011

Are you an Insomniac?

Sleeping pills just not doing it for you?

It’s time to throw away that bottle,

You need the all around cure for insomnia

SLEEP!

But in order for you to sleep,

You need a sleep aid with more UMPH!

What you need is

~ Anesthesia ~

It prepares you for surgery, work, school, and so much more!

Anesthesia, the ultimate sleep aid!


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A Strange Device

January 24, 2011

Did you know?

Leeches are nocturnal

(Just like rats and bi-polar girls)

But they have such short lifespans

Here ~

In the looney bin

Where the girl’s scream like banshees

They are supposed to be a cure

To the madness that swims in the blood

So,

When the leeches have the displeasure

Of meeting the only meal they’ll get

When they’re done

Homicide is as simple

As a pinch of salt.


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Picture of a Cure?

January 24, 2011

A black vial that holds life’s crimson essence

That suck more than a vacuum

Slippery and slimy

Wriggly and wrymly

A tiny, scaly chameleon

The littlest vampire

That you might have the displeasure of meeting

Because to Mully,

It will be M-E-A-T-I-N-G


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In the Pickle Jar

January 24, 2011

INSANITY and it’s CURE:

Housewives!

Seamstresses!

Maidservants!

Females, young ~and~ old!

You are in danger!

Madness

Does not discriminate!

Your blood is filled with poison!

Purify it NOW with:

Lymer’s Leeches

They pay to have their leeches

Brought out fresh from the swamp

They keep them for weeks before a sell

So we are grown to our upmost size

For the maximum blood loss!

Lymer’s Leeches have no equal!

They can drink up to five times their weight

This leech here, the ...


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A Non-Existent Image

November 30, 2010

Normally, books do not receive even a close amount of the flair that the Harry Potter series received, even a fewer number could have such an impact on the world that people grow concerned. Too much publicity is a terrible thing for a book to receive. Generally, the most loved books are the ones un-tampered with by media and press. When a book in dangled in front of a crowd they can’t help but to dissect it, page by page. Who should be the judge for what a good book is and what is worth rea...


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On Our Silhouette

November 28, 2010
 

About Me


Once you come in this is a fact, You won't be leaving quite intact. Like my strange trail of thoughts? You can read a selection of my writings at http://litsay.com/author/Misery_Speech/ Misery Speech or The Lovely Lowly Silhouette? There's so many of us around here it can get confusing. Tee hee.

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